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Considering it was 20 years ago, Phil 'okey cokie' Oakey's haircut
remains revolutionary. Rumours differ as to Phil's inspiration for
the cut. It was either based on a horse's tail, or inspired by a character
from the 1930's Todd Browning flick, Freaks. Either way, the half-man
half-woman cut certainly got Phil noticed.
If you're brave enough to risk this dodgy Brazilian transvestite
look this Christmas then good luck to you. To save tonsorial carnage
we suggest buying a wig and lopping off half of it thereby guaranteeing
the 'Twilight Mental Home Escapee' look. People on the bus will
laugh but they'll also be very scared to approach you, guaranteeing
a fairly easy passage to the party. Phil looks reasonably sober
in this pic but a pleated, chiffon ladies top, leather trousers,
stilettoes and heaps of rouge and cherry red lipstick would really
complement the hair if you're feeling frisky. Just ask a glamorous
auntie. Alternatively, if you are friendly with certain er, 'working
girls' in the seedier areas of town, they should also be able to
help. (Probably a bit pricey though.)
No such risks if you want to dress like backing singers Susanne
or Jo of course. Their look was always club based and with the '80s
retro fad currently in fashion you should be showing plenty of chic
at the party. "We always dressed as if we were going out
to a club," Susanne told TOTP. The girls here opted for
a punky, alternative college girl look complete with moody pouts.
Glamorous but girl next door at the same time. Add plenty of eyeliner
in an Egyptian fashion, a wedge haircut (preferably with a heavy
fringe over one eye) and you've got an affordable car boot sale
wardrobe that shouldn't trouble your Christmas budget.
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If you've gone for the 'Oakey' look keep your head down and just
keep on walking in those stilettoes if you hear any cries of "alright
darlin'. You workin'? How much?" If you do feel the need
to reply just shout: "Im only human. Of flesh and blood
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I think youve got the wrong address dear. Its women
like you whove brought down the price of property in the area.
Oh, sorry dear. Didnt recognise you. A quiet night in again
or are you off out? |
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